Utterly ridiculous

[karatam]

 So, I came across this entry, where someone had found what is quite possibly the worst description of a woman ever. I can't even describe it, it's so awful.

But at the same time, it's also completely hilarious, because this shit actually got published, IDEK how. It is legit about 50 horrible similes in a row.  It boggles the mind.

Here's a sample:

 

 

"her toes were snails, they were snails with shells of tears"
 

 

I shit you not.

Everyone should go read it because it basically made me burst out laughing, and I didn't stop for a very long time. Also, the comments are awesome.